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How closely do you identify with your fake online username?



(This is only directed to those of you who, like me, are using an actual name that is other than your own true name.  Nicknames, cleverly-constructed cutesy joke names, etc such as PowrPostr or Da Reel Deel do not count.)

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  • Harry
    Harry
    Harry's the dog.  I have to be very careful about leaving my account open.  He has a tendency to answer questions when I'm busy doing something else.  He is one crafty and resourceful dog.  He's even managed to figure out my banking passwords! 
    April 1, 2017 - 7 like this

  • Randy D
    Randy D Harry

    His spelling and grammar are great, too!






    April 1, 2017 - 3 like this

  • SavvyAnsley
    SavvyAnsley
    Savvy is short for Savannah, and while neither Savannah or Ansley are any part of my legal name, they hold great significance to me. The only real difference between SavvyAnsley and my "real life" persona is that Savvy can say whatever she wants without fear of losing family relationships due to judgmental, narrow-minded people. :)
    April 2, 2017 - 4 like this

  • Marguerite, the Beloved
    Marguerite, the Beloved
    I am a legend in my own mind. My friends laughed when I told them my name on here. They know I do it for fun. 
    April 2, 2017 - 4 like this

  • weylon.com
    weylon.com
    weylon.com is my legal name.


    April 6, 2017 - 2 like this

  • Merlin
    Merlin

    Hi Randy D~ Not knowing with whom I am truly addressing and being full of mischievous wizardry and fun magical antics, I couldn't resist but to use your very own words to share my very concise answer.  You had the whole story yourself.  You knew the answer.  You just happened to have to words in the wrong order. I took the liberty of Plagiarizing you. I simply connected your words a little differently.  They lent themselves to formulate the most decisive answer.   I hope you don't mind. ;) 
    Now, if you would be so kind as to look in a totally round-about, fully cockeyed view, into the crystal ball sitting over there at the end of your table, you will see how the story unfolds. This is how it happened:
    The voices, the voices! Arrrrrrgh, they never stop! That was what I was screaming as I was thinking,  this straight jacket itches.  But then again, YOU already know that.  They said, I'm only a legend in my own mind.  Little do they know, My real self is the fake one; I'm truly my fake identity. 
    It all began when I accidentally signed a check with it last week.  I thought I could use it here, where it was safe.  While I was talking to my other identity, I began to wonder why you weren't taking to him, too.  My fake identity started to argue back, telling me My fake name IS me, and I am my fake name. This confused the issue to no end. Now, my spouse thinks he is seeing someone behind my back.  Especially when he found out I plan to leave everything to my fake identity in my will. This drove my evil twin to insanity. It's my evil twin who killed all those people, not I or my fake identity.
    To make matters worse, my fake identity will just give a different answer. 

    If you have any more questions as to my real identity, please feel free to write or call me.  My phone number and address are located on the back of this answer.

    Thank you and have a nice evening
    ;) :) ;)

    April 7, 2017 - 4 like this

  • Randy D
    Randy D Merlin

    (Donnie, old boy, either you get the meds into her or I will. You can't keep letting her go off the deep end like this, man!)

    :)

    April 7, 2017 - 2 like this

  • Merlin
    Merlin Randy D
    I know Randy D!  There is no hope!  I have tried every drug known to mankind and I can't make it stop.  what's a guy to do?  I've got this beautiful blonde with a mind that runs circles around me.  I'm tellin' ya.  Give me some Legos and I can make them into sticks and build you a house of your dreams.  Give me Merlin's mind, I can't find the front door.  It's crazy!!
    April 7, 2017 - 2 like this

  • RoseS
    RoseS
    I like it, it means something to me, my husband suggested it and he's okay most of the time.
    September 10, 2017 - 3 like this

  • Merlin
    Merlin Randy D
    I know Randy D!  There is no hope!  I have tried every drug known to mankind and I can't make it stop.  what's a guy to do?  I've got this beautiful blonde with a mind that runs circles around me.  I'm tellin' ya.  Give me some Legos and I can make them into sticks and build you a house of your dreams.  Give me Merlin's mind, I can't find the front door.  It's crazy!!
    April 7, 2017 - 1 likes this

  • RoseS
    RoseS Merlin
    Randy D is not my husband.
    September 10, 2017 - 2 like this