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[W]e[y]lon Musk November 28, 2017 -
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Some of you know me and many of you don't. I can assure you if you read this blog in its entirety that you will be left speechless. I am about to take your mind on an adventure like it has never embarked upon. I assure you this blog will make no sense to you and that you will wander why you bothered reading such nonsense. However, if you dare, proceed with caution. There is no unreading this blog once you are finished with it. You might be able to stop yourself somewhere in the middle and be okay, but I'm not promising anything. If you are in the least bit scared, this is where you get off.
Oh, you are still here? If you had left then I could have stopped writing but now I need to come up with more material to fill this empty space and see if any of you actually read it. I enjoy reading and writing but I doubt if you are reading this you spend much time reading anything worthwhile. I suppose I can write a little about me, but I don't really want to. What could I write about?
Blogging is not something I have done in a while and I am not going to start off with a good blog. It is actually my intent to make this the worst blog you have ever read, however I suppose many of you have read political blogs, so this is going to be a challenge. I wish right now that you would just stop reading so you do not get offended. I see how you are, always worried someone is talking about you. The truth is I am talking about you. I want to know if I know you? I have forgotten a lot in the last couple of months due to a very unexpected and unfortunate incident and I do remember some of you fairly well but my memory seems to be a bit impaired still. If I know you, please leave me a comment to say hi, or just jog my memory.
During the middle of September this year, I was abducted by two aliens that looked like Bill Cosby and Burt Reynolds. I however knew it was not Burt and Bill though when they took me aboard an alien craft and started singing a Miley Cyrus song. I was unconscious during much of this time period, which lasted a few days. I underwent a few high-tech experiments, one of which my mind was transferred into other aliens. Some of these other aliens on the craft looked like other celebrities and others looked like unknown humans. None of them had unusual characteristics. This event has however left me quite confused. When my memory was reinstalled into me, some parts were deleted or corrupted and now I am left with this mess to figure out.
If you have not figured out already, the last paragraph was mostly BS. I did say mostly. I am having memory issues but they seem to be improving. I figure if I spend my time writing and interacting with people, as well as doing other things such as learning Spanish with the duolingo app like I am currently doing, that I can get my brain back to the capacity it once was. I was once so much more smart than you but now it is questionable.
Some of you I have known since the answerbag days but it seems like most of the answermug pioneers that helped carve out this digital land are gone. I really appreciate all who have interacted with me through the last six years on answerbag and answermug and I do not by any means wish to forget any of you. I can usually recall things when I am reminded, I just need your interaction. Waking up in a hospital and wandering what the heck has happened is not a good feeling. I am not going into details, as they are not necessary, but I am simply telling you that my little mind does not compute the past information in a wey that it once did. There are a couple of people I was interactive with relatively soon before this episode occurred and I can recall a great deal but most of you I am having to piece memories back together. See what those aliens can do!
I do not want to mention any names here, as I would certainly forget more than I recall but I would like for you to leave me a comment and tell me something you know about me. Please feel free to send me a private message as well. I obviously have not been serious in all accounts while writing this blog, but I am serious about the memory issue and look forward to hearing from you.
As far as offending you, I will save that for the question/answer area. Unless you want to be offended right now. Most of you who know me, know that I am a conservative Christian and that offends a lot of you but I still love you all, even though some of you make it difficult. I really hope this blog was every bit as bad as you hoped. Writing with chunks of memory impaired is quite a challenge, so I just decided to write randomly and then give you a briefing on what is going on with me. I am not exactly the same Weylon as I once was...not yet. I really hope we can have peaceful interactions, whether you agreee with me or not. It is helpful to be part of an online community and I look forward to hearing from you.
