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Benedict Arnold

Coronavirus or Herpes? Personally I'd rather have Coronavirus. Yes, those are the only choices, and maybe frizzy hair.

Posted - March 3, 2020
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  • 34436
    That is an easy one Cornonavirus.  I have naturally curly hair so frizzy hair happens.
      March 3, 2020 1:06 PM MST
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  • Ehh, yea I'd take my chances with coronavirus as well.  I don't trust those Valtrex commercials where everyone with genital warts and herpes suddenly become expert white water rafters. 
      March 3, 2020 1:10 PM MST
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  • Coronavirus. Chances are I'd survive and it's not forever. 
      March 3, 2020 1:48 PM MST
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  • Just scrub my scrotum with a stinging nettle please. :P

      March 3, 2020 3:17 PM MST
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  • 44649
    Approximately 12% of the world's population has genital herpes and over 60% have other forms. Most don't even know they have it and never show symptoms. I'll go with that.
      March 3, 2020 5:17 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Id sooner have a beer....about 3 gallons.....no one likes a drunk....not even nasty bugs....:)D  
      March 3, 2020 6:10 PM MST
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  • 11089
    Anything but frizzy hair. 
      March 3, 2020 6:53 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Corona virus so I  could be proud of myself if I was healthy enough to survive. 
      March 3, 2020 10:36 PM MST
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  • 16829
    Coronavirus. It's just flu. It's flu on steroids, but it's still flu.

    MAN flu, on the other hand ...
      March 3, 2020 11:35 PM MST
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