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What is the correlation between COVID-19 and toilet paper?

Posted - March 14, 2020
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  • 11089
    It's the same as the correlation between COVID-19 and pasta; if you are in quarantine, you will may not be able to leave your home to buy any and you might need it.
      March 14, 2020 9:54 PM MDT
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  • 7795
    BTW. I couldn't get any DAMN pasta.
      March 14, 2020 10:01 PM MDT
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  • 11089
    My point exactly.
      March 14, 2020 10:05 PM MDT
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  • 7795
    AH HA!! I see what you did there!
      March 14, 2020 10:10 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    Australian politician Peter "Mr Potato Head" Dutton has it, so there's proof that it DOES infect a$$holes ...
      March 15, 2020 1:16 AM MDT
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  • 359
    People are more afriad of not having toilet paper to wipe themselves with, then dieing of the virus.. They are more focused on having toilet paper then Food Medicines and clean water..

    People are weird indeed.
      March 15, 2020 4:28 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    It seems to scare the crap out of people. So they have to be ”prepared”
      March 15, 2020 6:31 AM MDT
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  • 5808
    Seriously...
    Every store i went to yesterday
    did not have any toilet paper...
    that includes the big ones like Safeway.
    Every checkout line had 25 people
    in line all with big basket carts full
    of stuff...i had to turn around and walk out.
    it's a very big store all people
    standing shoulder to shoulder
    in every isle, very strange
    and sorta scary.
    ...oh i'll have to check online
    someone must have toilet paper...hahaha
      March 15, 2020 7:48 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    You need to get yourself a bidet installed in your bathroom.  Tushy washing;  no need for TP.
      March 15, 2020 8:07 AM MDT
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