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She: “I constantly drink booze and smoke cigarettes. There, that should be enough to keep that awful Randy D away from me for good, right?”



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Posted - March 20, 2020

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  • 10980
    It don't matter what you do. He will keep pestering you.
      March 20, 2020 7:56 AM MDT
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  • 53485

      Wait a second, . . . you neither drink alcohol nor smoke cigarettes, do you, Sweetie?

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      March 20, 2020 11:19 AM MDT
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  • That's why she has that smooth, youthful complexion. :P
      March 20, 2020 11:47 AM MDT
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  • 10980
    I don't have no interest in booze or smokes. Just a little chewing tobacco now and again.
      March 20, 2020 4:16 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      So I’d have to live all the way over on the side of our double wide trailer from you?  That could work, that could work.



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      March 20, 2020 9:07 PM MDT
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  • 10980
    That's a single wide not, a double wide. I just knew you wasn't as rich as you said you was.
      March 21, 2020 4:51 AM MDT
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  • 53485

      Er, um, those aren’t your correct lines. Don’t you even read the scripts I send over to your dressing room every day?  Now let’s take it from the top, the part where I allow you to live with me after your release from the women’s detention facility . . . QUIET ON THE SET, WE’RE FILMING HERE, PEOPLE!


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      March 21, 2020 5:05 AM MDT
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  • 44583
    Randy:  "Get thee hence."
      March 20, 2020 10:16 AM MDT
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  • 16732
    She just LOVES Vegemite, Mayo and avocados, and puts them in everything.

    (That might work, Jane).
      March 21, 2020 4:19 AM MDT
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    Randy D dials a number on his burner phone: “Listen, is this Bruce the Bruiser? Never mind who I am, let’s just say I’m going to send some business your way.  Your name and number were provided to me by a mutual friend who told me that you take care of problems. No, I’ve ignored it for too long, and instead of going away or toning it down, it only gets worse. Yes, I’ve decided it’s time to have it over and done with. Yes, yes, I know how much it costs, and I’m willing to pay. This particular problem is all the way over in Australia, is that ok?  Yes, I’ll pay for the flight and everything, a round-trip ticket. I guess I don’t even have to say that there’s a little something extra if you can make it look like an accident, right?  Just make sure nothing comes back to me, nothing points to me in any way. Thanks, now to discuss the money drop-off . . . “



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      March 21, 2020 5:55 AM MDT
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  • 16732
    You know Bruce is an Aussie, right? He was recording the call.
    You have the right to remain silent ... This post was edited by Slartibartfast at March 21, 2020 4:43 PM MDT
      March 21, 2020 4:43 PM MDT
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