Why can't I report my own questions and comments as stupid? A reminder I was probably drunk when I wrote them.

If you want to report them, let me know and I'll be your Middle Man and report them.
And here's another drink for ya - -

You have the ability to delete any of your questions/replies. 

  There is that long wait to consider. 



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I'm sure you could if you wanted to,
but it would avail you nothing.

There's nothing in the TOS against stupid questions or comments,
or being drunk at the time of writing.

And what does it matter?
Super bright people make mistakes just as often as others.

It's OK to be fallible.