Listen, Jaimie, er, um, . . . I uh (cough), you have to understa . . . I mean to say, well you see, aw heck, I’ll just come out with it! We all drew straws and I got the short one, so I’m the lucky stiff who has to break it to you; you’re no princess.
Umm, when did we draw straws? You told us all you were going to tell Jaimie she wasn't a princess. You had a big grin on your face and you could hardly contain yourself that day, remember?