If you don't get an assignment done and your boss wants it you can say - my puppy ate it then if you show the boss a photo of your puppy all will be forgiven because puppies are cute. Cheers!
I don’t have a puppy yet though -_- just reading this answer reminded me I would have been on a plane to Cuba in 2 days! BAH! It reminded me because I was planning on start the hunt for get a dog when get back.
Don't have to worry about waking up with bed head (unless you're doing video conferencing) Don't have to put on makeup Don't have to get dressed up Don't have to wear shoes Don't have to be around annoying workmates