There have been far, FAR too many to narrow it down to just one, but whichever one it was, I’m sure it was either grammar-related, tilde-related, Harem-related, or sammich-related.
(No sane people were harmed in the posting of this answer.)
You’d like that, wouldn’t you? You sprinkle your wacky weed into my Geritol, sit back and laugh at me while I pass out with my head falling into my gruel, then you invite your beatnik friends to invade my lawn and play your devil music and badmouth your elders. Grrrrrr.
And quit your roller-skating all up and down the sidewalk! Last week one of you cut my water hose the shreds! I’m on a fixed pension and I can’t go gallivanting into MacGregor’s Hardware Shop every ten days throwing away $7.99 plus tax for new water hoses! Grrrrrr.