It will be televised in studio and attendees will be butt to butt and shoulder to shoulder packed. All of the rich contributors get to be there in person at a million bucks a head. All proceeds go to the role model-in-chief of course. VAT ELSSE?
His guests will be all your favorite FAUX NEWS talking heads. Jammed on a podium butt to butt and shoulder to shoulder.
TV viewers will pay $1000 a pop to view it. All proceeds go into HOAX bank accounts of course. VAT ELSSE? There will be an auditorium right outside packed with y'all so the number of folks watching right there will be grand big enormous sturdy huge gigantic behemouth elephantine.
This is the just the beginning folks. Election time is nearing. Every day the role model-in-chief will hold another campaign rally into another city jammed packed butt to butt and shoulder to shoulder. HOAX will show us how to resume our lives. You wouldn't want to miss any of that now wouldja?
Pay no attention to anything anyone says anywhere else. Focus on HOAX. Listen to his words. Follow him from rally to rally to prove your fealty and loyalty. He will reward you.
Go back to your jobs. Reopen your restaurants. Pick up where you left off. The only reality is HOAX reality.
All the rest is gingerbread fancy dancy meant to divert your attention.
Go back to church. Go back to school. Go back to the gyms. Go back to broadway. Go back go back go back go back.
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