What’s your vice? Or vices.

You are talking about vises, tools like hand vises and bench vises. 

Of course.....they are to only ones I can get two grips with....:) 

I have no idea what a Vise is...a vice in England is a big metal thing bolted to a bench for holding things to work on...
May be you can add Vise me defferently ,as I'm only little and still female....hehe. 

As opposed to?

I'd rather drink alone.

Do you mean you spend the money you borrowed to buy beer and Whisky and then drink  it all yourself ...:( This post was edited by Nice Jugs at April 11, 2020 3:53 PM MDT

The Breakfast of Champions

I think this is a real big one that besets a lot of folks who either haven’t yet realized it or owned up to it. 

Well, I gave up smoking, drinking and sex.  Not much else to do. :)

  Wait, what?  You’ve given up sex?  Voluntarily?  That’s it, I don’t even know who you are any more. You’re out of the Harem!  Pack up, turn in your access card and your parking voucher, be off the premises in one hour or I’m calling Security!

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Not voluntarily - for a lack of men my age who aren't wearing their pants under their armpits with suspenders.  

   Oh. Well, as long as it’s not voluntary, I guess I can let you stay. You need a young tyke like me, that’s all you're missing. Unpack your stuff and take up your place in the rotation. 

(Don’t scare me like that any more, ok?)

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Thanks, pal.  Happy Easter.