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Has anyone ever been killed by a falling piano or anvil?

Posted - April 11, 2020

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  • 53509

      Of course not!  If they died, how could they go on to the next scene of a  cream pie being thrown in the face, or falling into a neck-deep mud puddle, or taking a golf ball in the cashews?  

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      April 11, 2020 7:31 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    A Hercules aircraft was carrying a load of 20 pianos and one fell off, how many were left?

    How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?
    Open the door and put 'Im in.
    How do you get an elephant into the fridge? 
    Take the giraffe out and put 'im in.

    Lion, King of all the animals calls for their annual meeting,  which animal do you think would not show up?
    The elephant because he is still in the fridge.

    The hiker comes to a river in Africa inhabited by crocodiles that he must cross but he swims safely across -how? All the crocs are at the meeting. 
    After he gets safely across the river he dies;  what killed him?
    He was struck by the piano that fell off the Hercules. 


      April 11, 2020 7:58 PM MDT
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