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Jaimie recently showed favoritism for Jane S over me. Fine. But do I really want those two collaborating?

Bad day for Randolph D. 


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Posted - April 12, 2020

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  • 6988
    Regardless of their chit-chat, you know you are still the superior question crafter. 
      April 12, 2020 10:28 AM MDT
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  • 53485

     Thanks, Pal!  Say, listen: how about if you leave your wife, I leave mine, then you and I run off together?  Oh, wait a second.  Neither one of us is into men, so that would never work. Disregard, please. 



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      April 12, 2020 3:33 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    My wife is into men. None of them is me!
      April 12, 2020 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      That reminds me of the movie title “Anyone But My Husband”.  Lol.



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      April 12, 2020 5:09 PM MDT
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  • 7404

    Quit whining.

      April 12, 2020 10:47 AM MDT
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  • 53485

      Jaimie, I’m warning you only for your own good, please don’t ever believe a single negative thing that Jane S tells you about me: she’s severely deranged and is most likely off her meds much of the time. The only reason I make it seem as if I’m interested in her is that mental patients have to be humored or else they’ll go off the deep end. Besides, you know that you’re the only woman I really want. (Cough, cough.)



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      April 12, 2020 4:25 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Yeah right, is there anyway to double divorce someone??
    This post was edited by Jaimie at April 12, 2020 5:41 PM MDT
      April 12, 2020 5:34 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Wait, I can’t remember if I was supposed to call you or text you to tell you that you’re the only one. Meh, I might even have the day wrong. If it’s not your turn, Jaimie, please forgive me. There are so many of you that it’s not easy for me juggling this danged schedule. Grrrrrr.





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      April 12, 2020 5:41 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    And the day has come full circle, back to this again. 
      April 12, 2020 5:43 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Hold on, I’m getting an incoming phone call, and it’s on The Harem Hotline. I have to take this, I don’t have time to appease your petty dramas right now. 





    *Into the phone: “Hello, this is Big Daddy Ran-Ran, it’s your dime and my time, so you start talking or I’ll start walking.”

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      April 12, 2020 6:39 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      In order to double divorce me, we first have to get married again. I, for one, am looking forward to it. 



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      April 12, 2020 5:44 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Where’s Jane? I need some advice on obtaining restraining orders, STAT! 
      April 12, 2020 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      You know you always loved it when we were married to each other before, so just quit  pretendin’ and drop the linen. 


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      April 12, 2020 6:57 PM MDT
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  • 10980
    The courthouse is closed right now, so you'll have to rely on social distancing orders. And if you wear your face mask, he might not recognize you. (He's not very bright.)
      April 12, 2020 7:04 PM MDT
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  • 53485
     Oh, believe me, I’ll recognize Jaime with or without a face mask . . . 



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      April 12, 2020 7:06 PM MDT
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  • 10980
    What makes you think that Jaimie and I are two different people?
      April 12, 2020 3:09 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      That’s easy: remember that Jaimie is my fake online ex-wife.  Now ask yourself if there’s even a remote possibility that you would have ever dropped the restraining orders long enough to have been married to me?


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      April 12, 2020 3:39 PM MDT
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  • 10980
    Sybil isn't the only woman with multiple personalities.
      April 12, 2020 4:32 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Did you enjoy our marriage as much as I did?


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      April 12, 2020 5:06 PM MDT
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  • 10980
    You mean did my Jaimie personality enjoy it? No, she was faking the whole time.
      April 12, 2020 7:04 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Wait, wha . . . ?  That’s ok; I got mine.


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      April 12, 2020 7:55 PM MDT
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