What is the last thing you split? (That's British for splitted.)

splitted. (nonstandard or archaic) simple past tense and past participle of split.

Tough sledding at the Grammar Police Academy, wasn't it?

It was a huge banana and icecream desert that eye waz sharing with my two blonde cute little neices on a beach on Sunny Bank at Poole in Dorset.....(That's a place in South England) 
When we dropped it ,it then became an American popular dish called Grits ...:( 

Asi see you're having CHOP's again for dinner...or Cervelle de Veau if you're going to be a fussy eater...:)