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i feel like I am too good of a wife to my husband. what are some things I can do to be a worse wife

i don’t want to set the bar too high 

Posted - May 1, 2020

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  • 7408
    Throw his favourite hand tool at the largest television in your house. 
      May 1, 2020 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    we don’t have a tv but I thought about just burning dinner every night 

    omg how about I cook his tools into the dinner 
      May 1, 2020 9:21 PM MDT
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  • 11108
    Ya and when he says WTF is this you say things like it's hammer head soup dear or  its saw tooth Salisbury  steak honey. Cheers and happy weekend!
      May 1, 2020 9:32 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    lol yes! Try that. 
      May 3, 2020 8:26 AM MDT
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  • 5391
    Keep thinking this way and you may graduate to ex-wife. Won’t THAT be a hoot. 
      May 1, 2020 8:43 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    doesn’t matter, any other woman would be a downgrade/ 
    I set the bar too high 
      May 1, 2020 9:21 PM MDT
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  • 5391
    It might matter in that you’d no longer have someone who probably loved you at some point, to disappoint. 
      May 1, 2020 9:29 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Give him a can of beans and a can opener for breakfast - and a spoon perhaps. 
      May 1, 2020 10:15 PM MDT
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  • Become a serial killer.
      May 1, 2020 10:34 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    Go to the bar high.
    No more sex. )Somebody had to say it.)

      May 2, 2020 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    I don't really have much time to talk about this right now, because I'm busy with my family, but maybe we can discuss this further over on Tinder or Ashley Maddison. 
      May 2, 2020 5:28 PM MDT
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  • 6477
    Your question did make me smile! I am hoping you are joking!! But wouldn't it be nice if he saw it as a challenge and tried to be a better husband than you are a good wife? That would be pretty cool? 
      May 3, 2020 8:01 AM MDT
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