Did you know you should never send two women to shop for sandwich-making supplies at the same time?

  You realize, of course, that sandwiches are far more important than toilet paper, don’t you?  Grrrrrr. 

  I can always run the water hose from the garden to the bathroom window if necessary. 



~ This post was edited by Randy D at June 17, 2022 7:39 AM MDT

You're just a piece of meat!
Toilet paper is thinking ahead AFTER you eat the meat.
Don't think that is gross.
We ALL know that is what happens.
Hence, toilet paper was born...
;) :)!!

  Somehow, I really like the thought of you considering me just a piece of meat. Actually, it even turns me on. I wish more women in general thought that way about more men in general . . .



~ This post was edited by Randy D at May 5, 2020 1:12 PM MDT

  That’s why I’d run the hose into the bathroom, a poor man’s bidet. 

  Hey, wait, you don’t love making sandwiches?  I believe it’s time that you and I re-evaluated our relationship . . .






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Tee hee well see this is what you need that additional woman for! Making sandwiches! I've always said there's better things to do with a woman than have her make sandwiches! I'm the non-sandwich making kind :)

  Oh, believe me, the ones who make the sandwiches also have a lot of “other” duties around here too. (Cough, cough.)



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