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Randy D

A rolled up pair of socks should be the primary weapon used for attacking a pillow fort. What are some other choices to add to the arsenal?


Nothing lethal nor painful nor pyrotechnic, please!


Posted - May 13, 2020
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  • 10663
    - A teenagers unwashed gym socks (long lasting stink bombs that can penetrate even the thickest of pillows)
    - Used underwear (for best effect, get 'em right in the entranceway.  The occupants will come "skidding" out)
    - Loud classical music (they'll not only abandon the fort, but they'll wash the dishes and do the laundry as well)
      May 13, 2020 9:39 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     (teenagers teenager’s)
      May 13, 2020 9:45 AM MDT
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  • 10663

    O thou absent apostrophe, thou hast hath brought me base.  Unto the dregs of grammar and the refuseth of syntax hath I been brought.  A fie on thee doth I did cast, O expung’d apostrophe, a fie!

      May 13, 2020 10:36 AM MDT
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  • 53526

    Yon Randolph doth proteth too muth. 

    ~
      May 13, 2020 10:37 AM MDT
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  • 44652
      May 13, 2020 2:02 PM MDT
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  • 53526

      Shock troops, heavy artillery, LOL. 

    ~
      May 13, 2020 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    a t-shirt gun
      May 14, 2020 2:49 PM MDT
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