If someone on here causes you to blort root beer all over your keyboard and monitor for having read something funny they wrote, shouldn't

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Blort...I like that word.
This post was edited by Element 99 at May 15, 2020 1:14 PM MDT

Once you show how your lack of self-control is another person's responsibility.  

You blew when you were supposed to suck, didn't ya?
I'm tellin' ya!  It's a hard trick to learn...
It took years to get it right.

You can't tell me you didn't have to teach your kids to suck and not blow.
It leaves the burning question.
Do your kids know how to suck through a straw and if so, how did they learn and what age???
I bet they didn't have the delight of learning that technique with an A&W Root Beer Float!! 
Big Winks and Smiles This post was edited by Merlin at May 16, 2020 6:47 AM MDT

I say you need to go BACK to A&W and apologize for blurting all over their computer.
Your computer is trashed.
Mission complete.
And next I'll have you know,  learn the correct technique. 
Everyone around you, including yourself, will be delighted with a sweet treat. 
HUGE GIGGLES!!

Ick, choke, chunder. I hate root beer even more than you hate Vegemite. Anise - bleeeeagh!