Our maid went out to go grocery shopping one day and never came back. What would be his bathroom is still under construction. Our internet is not fast and goes out often. It drives me crazy and I'm sure it would drive him bonkers!! I most certainly would not want that!!
Listen, I’m sorry that I failed to mention it, but I was in town that day your maid left, and, well, she and I happened to meet each other and it was instant mutual sparks. She’s been shacking up with me ever since then . . .
I had forgotten how captivating you can be. It was you who swept her off her feet between the toilet paper and kitty litter on aisle 8. You are very tempting with your suave style and class. I must say, you bring a spark to any type of shopping. I'm just glad to know she is in good hands. ;) :)
1. There is NO room for his harem. (that is six reasons right there) 2. He spends too much time in the sun near the equator. 3. He plays music constantly, much too loud for me, I have sensitive ears.
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Merlin 