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Wait a second, let me get this straight: did you seduce the maid, or did the maid seduce you?



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Posted - May 16, 2020

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  • 10639
    The Maid tried to seduce me with her sweet juicy draft.  However, it was very brief.  That's why they call her 'Minute Maid'.
      May 16, 2020 11:27 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    It was the Pine-Sol smell that crept into the room.  Overwhelmingly delirious from the wafting blasts, she crumbled in his arms, feeling safe at last.

    Even if it was a faux smell of Pine, the thought of not having to mop another room was better than fine.
    He gathered her body and took her to a room
    and there she didn't have to pick up a broom
    But rather a nice little outfit made up to be not a maid
    But rather one that she could be laid
    on her bed and that wasn't made
    But they didn't mind he and her Pine-Sol friend
    They were going to have fun until the nights end.

    I'd say both were taken by the smell of Pine
    And what happened from there is all in you mind.

    I couldn't come up with a good ending.  Kind of lame but at least I tried.
    ;) :)!!
      May 17, 2020 1:18 AM MDT
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  • 53509
     

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      May 17, 2020 1:22 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Exactly!!
    I didn't know you took that picture last night.
    You've always been a sly fox!! This post was edited by Merlin at May 17, 2020 6:23 AM MDT
      May 17, 2020 1:31 AM MDT
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  • 53509
      May 17, 2020 1:49 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    So that's why 'Lectric Shave' has a woodsy scent?  
      May 17, 2020 6:09 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    Great answer!
    :)
      May 17, 2020 6:24 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    Pine or no pine
    You are better than fine!!
    Thanks Randy D.!!
    Stay Safe, Happy and Healthy!
    :) :)!!
      May 17, 2020 1:29 AM MDT
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  • 23577
    I guess he swept me off my feet.Handsome young fatigued man sitting near vacuum cleaner in the ...














    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at May 17, 2020 7:18 AM MDT
      May 17, 2020 6:32 AM MDT
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