Wait a second, let me get this straight: did you seduce the maid, or did the maid seduce you?

It was the Pine-Sol smell that crept into the room.  Overwhelmingly delirious from the wafting blasts, she crumbled in his arms, feeling safe at last.

Even if it was a faux smell of Pine, the thought of not having to mop another room was better than fine.
He gathered her body and took her to a room
and there she didn't have to pick up a broom
But rather a nice little outfit made up to be not a maid
But rather one that she could be laid
on her bed and that wasn't made
But they didn't mind he and her Pine-Sol friend
They were going to have fun until the nights end.

I'd say both were taken by the smell of Pine
And what happened from there is all in you mind.

I couldn't come up with a good ending.  Kind of lame but at least I tried.
;) :)!!