Is there beer in your fridge right now?

No.  I don't drink beer.  In fact, the only time I enjoyed beer was when I was in German maybe 50 years ago.  We would come back from a full day of walking around, tired and thirsty, and the bar in the hotel had bock beer on draft.  That was the most thirst-quenching drink imaginable.  The only thing I found in the states back then that was similar was Lowenbrau Dark, but that only came out seasonally, so I never drank it again.

At least 4 different kinds.
At 38 degrees.

Of course not.  That's the first place someone would look for it.  (Swipe my beer once, shame on me.  Swipe my beer twice and I hide it.)

Root beer. 

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Quite a few Hobgoblins and many Lagers now it's getting hot here...

Four kinds.

There has never been beer in my fridge.

None. 

I don't buy or drink beer.

No

Nope
I don't do the alcohol scene.