It’ll cost you about twice of what you already paid me. There’s only one way this plays itself out, and I need an answer now, not tomorrow, not in an hour, not in fifteen minutes. So what’s it going to be, you have the scratch or do I have to throw you back to the wolves?
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Wait just one second. Am I to understand that you were messing around with MY tildes? How in the heck did you entice them to play Twister with you, when you never even asked me to play it? Don’t tell me it was Strip Twister; I’ll lose my mind! Grrrrrrr.
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You wiggle when you’re tickled and it makes you do that little dance that I like so much, right?
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You know me; I never learn.
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Merlin, my dear, when they finally commit you to the mental care facility that you have been avoiding for far too long, I want to be in the cell adjoining to yours, and you and I should have the keys to each other’s straight jackets!
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