I will wake up, smell the reality, and change my mind about moving to Canadialand, and it’ll be the best decision I’ve made all year. (I’m so happy!)
~
Don’t be silly; seven previous times prove that you can’t live without me. The new plan is that you’ll move here instead. (Leave that weird accent there, eh?)
~
At this rate I’m never going to get a puppy lol. My career has yet again taken a drastic change. I barely have time to feed and walk myself, let alone my poor future puppy -_-