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would you rather test positive for covid19 or pregnancy

Posted - June 18, 2020
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  • 34246
    At this stage in my life....I will take Covid-19.  
    I love my children and grandchildren but there is a reason women have children when they are young.  
      June 18, 2020 6:10 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Jeezus... a real Sophie's Choice question here!!

    C) Neither





      June 18, 2020 6:42 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      Wait, what?  You told me that we didn't need any protection, Amber! Now you're saying you might have impregnated me?  I trusted you!  Grrrrrrrrr.




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      June 18, 2020 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    Actually, I think she's saying she infected you. Protection is always important.
      June 18, 2020 8:59 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      ((((Stay out of this, you.  The judge said I'm not supposed to make any contact with you, so don't tease me into it.  Besides, jealousy doesn't become you.  Grrrrrr.))))

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      June 18, 2020 9:13 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    sorry randy I thought I was shooting blanks. on the bright side at least it’s not the rona 
      June 19, 2020 7:51 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      You just make sure to send Randamber’s support checks to me every month. Grrrrrrr. 


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      June 19, 2020 7:59 AM MDT
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  • 29
      June 18, 2020 7:10 PM MDT
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  • I'd rather be preggers. 
      June 18, 2020 7:27 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    OMG!!!!!!!!!!

    Gimme Covid. 

      June 18, 2020 7:29 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    About half the population doesn't really have both possibilities.
      June 18, 2020 7:33 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    I would rather not
    nope, not at all.


      June 18, 2020 8:23 PM MDT
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  • 10993
    Pregnant. At my age, I could sell my story for a lot of money.
      June 18, 2020 8:58 PM MDT
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  • 53502

      You know, there's a way that we can make this lucrative for both of us, and at the same time consummate our love . . .


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      June 18, 2020 9:37 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    I was thinking the same thing.  At 74, this would truly be an immaculate conception.
      June 19, 2020 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Er, um, get in line, Spunky Senior: Jane saw me first. I’ll stop by your place after she and I have a positive pregnancy test in hand. 

     


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      June 19, 2020 7:30 AM MDT
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  • 16763
    Pregnancy. I'd make history, given that I'm a dude.

    I kinda look it, but that's a beer baby.  This post was edited by Slartibartfast at June 19, 2020 7:20 AM MDT
      June 19, 2020 5:02 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    neither
      June 20, 2020 3:50 PM MDT
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