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Randy D

Do you think I forgot about that trick you pulled on me at the Customs Desk, International Departures in the Cairo Airport? Grrrrrrr.

Posted - June 19, 2020
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  • 8214
    That wasn't me.  All your harem wear the veil which is so old school.  Time to modernize so those kinds of mix-ups won't happen.  Going to Egypt is not suggested anyway.  I hope you realize you and your woman will be in quarantine for 14 days when you get back. 

     This post was edited by Art Lover at June 19, 2020 1:35 PM MDT
      June 19, 2020 9:13 AM MDT
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  • 53528

     

      Wait, what?  Only 14 days?  Ok, if it’s got to be that way it’s got to be that way. I’m sure I can find something she and I can do together for 14 days . . .


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      June 19, 2020 1:35 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Don't forget, I'll be here waiting to "greet" both of you. 
      June 19, 2020 4:08 PM MDT
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  • 53528
      June 19, 2020 4:09 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Don't disappoint me again. ok?
      June 19, 2020 5:13 PM MDT
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  • 53528

     

    (Gulp!)

      June 19, 2020 6:34 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Madame Livvie sees that you were a Pharaoh in one of your past lives.

    I just thought that maybe you'd like to have your favorite clay vase from that lifetime back so I put it in your suitcase for you.

      June 19, 2020 2:51 PM MDT
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  • 53528

     

      “Cocaine?  What cocaine?  Officers, please believe me, I don’t know anything about any cocaine, I’ve never touched the stuff, I’ve never messed with any type of illegal drugs!  What’s that?  Did anyone else pack my luggage or put anything in my luggage?  No, of course not, I packed it myself, and it’s been with me the whole time since then until I got here to the airport. Hold on, hold on just one second. Livvie came to see me off and said she wanted to bury the hatchet over the stolen tildes. She offered me a gift as a peace offering, it’s that tiny clay pottery thing . . . wait, is that where the cocaine was found?  THAT LIVVIE HAS DONE IT TO ME AGAIN!  Grrrrrrrrr.”

      June 19, 2020 3:15 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Time to come home Randy D. :  )
      June 19, 2020 4:52 PM MDT
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  • 53528

      It might take a while. Do you know any good lawyers?  (And hit men?)


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      June 19, 2020 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    probably not
      June 20, 2020 3:47 PM MDT
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