I forgot to drink this afternoon, do you think I’m pregnant or what?

Oh 

Blonde moment?

 

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When the baby comes out and says "I am Groot." Should make it pretty clear. This post was edited by my2cents at June 20, 2020 8:48 AM MDT

 

Just imagine all the splinters she’ll get during delivery, OUCH!  Serves her right, though. She could have had a smooth brown Randy D baby, but she left me for a glorified gardener. Grrrrrrrr. 

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It could come out as a seed...those are smooth and round. No splinters. This post was edited by my2cents at June 20, 2020 6:53 AM MDT

Not all of them:

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Lol, good question, I should ask it sometime. 

I forgot to drink, I put drinks in the fridge to have in the late afternoon, then never got to them. Something’s wrong with me. This post was edited by Jaimie at June 20, 2020 7:48 AM MDT

Okay. 

Yep, I can’t think of any other explanation. 

Nah, I’ll just wait and see if I get fat.