I forgot to drink this afternoon, do you think I’m pregnant or what?

Oh 

Blonde moment?

 

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When the baby comes out and says "I am Groot." Should make it pretty clear. This post was edited by my2cents at June 20, 2020 8:48 AM MDT

 

Just imagine all the splinters she’ll get during delivery, OUCH!  Serves her right, though. She could have had a smooth brown Randy D baby, but she left me for a glorified gardener. Grrrrrrrr. 

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It could come out as a seed...those are smooth and round. No splinters. This post was edited by my2cents at June 20, 2020 6:53 AM MDT

Not all of them:

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Lol, good question, I should ask it sometime. 

I forgot to drink, I put drinks in the fridge to have in the late afternoon, then never got to them. Something’s wrong with me. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at June 20, 2020 7:48 AM MDT

Okay. 

Yep, I can’t think of any other explanation. 

Nah, I’ll just wait and see if I get fat.