I know it’s only rebound sex, but nonetheless, it’s resulted in my Tree Lady and I deciding to get married to each other now. Try not to let the jealousy eat at you too much, ok, Jaimie? (Oops, did I say her name?)
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(Question mark after the word “cares”, not a period.)
(Touche Touché)
Why, I don’t have the foggiest idea what you mean! I am both shocked and appalled at the suggestion that I am that type of guy! Wherever did you get the idea that I would even do such a thing? Oh, wait . . .
Never mind.
Lust, Baby, the word is lust. Let’s keep the record straight.
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