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Can you whistle? I can’t.

Posted - June 24, 2020

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  • 7404
    OH! Then I can whistle too :) 
      June 24, 2020 8:56 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Well sure, now that you bring advanced technology into it. Cheater. 

      June 24, 2020 9:07 PM MDT
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  • 34246
    Ok, boomer. Lol
      June 25, 2020 5:05 AM MDT
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  • 53502
     Lol!
    ~
      June 25, 2020 6:49 AM MDT
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  • 23572
    Ha!
    :)
    :)

    (long thread -- comment for my2cents' answer -- but, I guess for the entire thread, too, ha!)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at June 26, 2020 6:17 AM MDT
      June 25, 2020 10:32 AM MDT
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  • I can, yes. I can carry a nice tune with it. :)
      June 24, 2020 10:08 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Oh -_- 
      June 26, 2020 5:48 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Yes, I can.  
      June 25, 2020 8:52 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    Thanks 
      June 26, 2020 5:48 AM MDT
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  • 44601
    Of course...all sailors can whistle.
      June 25, 2020 10:22 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    Why do sailors need to whistle? 
      June 26, 2020 5:48 AM MDT
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  • 44601
    When we're in port and see a pretty girl.
      June 26, 2020 12:39 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Oh! Lol, I was thinking about whistle a part of a song Cos that’s what I had in mind when I post this:) 
      June 26, 2020 5:17 PM MDT
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  • 44601
    I can whistle an entire Beethoven Symphony.
      June 26, 2020 6:34 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Okay, that I’m jealous of, I can kind of whistle the “sailor“ whistle, but I can’t carry a tune. I was trying to whistle like Sammy Davis Jr when he sings Mr Bojangles when I post this lol. 
      June 26, 2020 6:37 PM MDT
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  • 23572
    Regardless of Bacall and Bogart making it look so easy and sexy, I'm not a great whistler. But I'm OK. 
    :)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at June 26, 2020 6:18 AM MDT
      June 25, 2020 10:35 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    I’m not even “okay” lol 
      June 26, 2020 5:50 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

    “Hello, Canadian Tree Guy?  Are you the same Canadian Tree Guy who’s about to marry Jaimie?  My name is . . . wait, that’s not important.  Listen, I don’t know you and you don’t know me, but ,pal, I’m going to throw you a bone here, and I’m only going to say this once.  You’ll thank me later once you’ve had a chance to reflect on the whole scene. Never mind who I am and how I got your number, just pay attention. Whatever you do, WHATEVER YOU DO, you cannot, must not and should not go through with this marriage. It’s all a sham, that’s why!  Jaimie doesn’t want to marry you for love, man!  Wake up and smell the maple syrup already!  Have you looked into her background?  Have you asked yourself why she was all of a sudden hot to get married after one single tree appointment?  She’s using you, that’s why, man!  How long will it be before you find all your financial accounts drained and she’s moved on to another guy?  What do you mean, how do I know?  I just know, that’s all, trust me, I know. Pretty?  Of course she’s pretty, that’s how they get us, dude!  They know how to flirt, it’s in their blood. Wait, wait, wait, wait, how can you say you love her when you two barely even know each other?  She told you that you love her, right, she’s the one who told you to say it, isn’t she?  (Sigh.)  That’s classic Jaimie. You’re not the first sap to come along and fall for that. She’s really done a number on you.  I keep telling you it doesn’t matter who I am.  Ok, I was hoping I didn’t have to use this one, but here it is: she doesn’t even know how to whistle. Nope, not a bit. Come on, guy, if she can’t follow Lauren Bacall’s advice and just put her lips together and blow, is that really someone you want to spend the next fourteen months of your life?  Grrrrrrr.”



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      June 26, 2020 7:42 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    Tree guy was sooo last week, I’m now planing to marry the Fedex guy I met yesterday. Keep up, Randy. 

      June 26, 2020 7:46 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

    ~

      June 26, 2020 8:38 AM MDT
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  • 7404
      June 26, 2020 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 23572
    (Unless he's different from your guy, he was at my place last night with a delivery and he decided, then and there, that I was the one for him.)

    ;)

    Pin on men

      July 1, 2020 5:53 PM MDT
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  • 1633
    Sure but, tarnation, it ain't easy with those store bought teeth...
      June 26, 2020 8:27 PM MDT
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  • 7404
       ??
      June 26, 2020 8:30 PM MDT
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  • 234
    Though I may try at times. I really cannot whistle. Not unless I have an actual whistle to blow in my hand of course.
      August 2, 2020 2:05 PM MDT
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