Well sure, now that you bring advanced technology into it. Cheater.
“Hello, Canadian Tree Guy? Are you the same Canadian Tree Guy who’s about to marry Jaimie? My name is . . . wait, that’s not important. Listen, I don’t know you and you don’t know me, but ,pal, I’m going to throw you a bone here, and I’m only going to say this once. You’ll thank me later once you’ve had a chance to reflect on the whole scene. Never mind who I am and how I got your number, just pay attention. Whatever you do, WHATEVER YOU DO, you cannot, must not and should not go through with this marriage. It’s all a sham, that’s why! Jaimie doesn’t want to marry you for love, man! Wake up and smell the maple syrup already! Have you looked into her background? Have you asked yourself why she was all of a sudden hot to get married after one single tree appointment? She’s using you, that’s why, man! How long will it be before you find all your financial accounts drained and she’s moved on to another guy? What do you mean, how do I know? I just know, that’s all, trust me, I know. Pretty? Of course she’s pretty, that’s how they get us, dude! They know how to flirt, it’s in their blood. Wait, wait, wait, wait, how can you say you love her when you two barely even know each other? She told you that you love her, right, she’s the one who told you to say it, isn’t she? (Sigh.) That’s classic Jaimie. You’re not the first sap to come along and fall for that. She’s really done a number on you. I keep telling you it doesn’t matter who I am. Ok, I was hoping I didn’t have to use this one, but here it is: she doesn’t even know how to whistle. Nope, not a bit. Come on, guy, if she can’t follow Lauren Bacall’s advice and just put her lips together and blow, is that really someone you want to spend the next fourteen months of your life? Grrrrrrr.”
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