How many wall and dresser mirrors do you have in your abode? (No hand mirrors.)

  What do you mean I didn’t answer the question?  What’s the very first word of my post?  Grrrrrrrr. 

  This was decades ago when we first got married: I wanted to have a large mirror installed over the bed. My bride, who had been an innocent, completely uninformed virgin when we married, had a one-word and quite adamant answer for that.  “No.”

 

  I disagree wholeheartedly. You merely missed it, that happens to all of us. 

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  It’s a three-bedroom house, we are now empty-nesters, so the other two bedrooms have been repurposed.

(Ok, ok, one is the tilde vault and tilde maintenance workshop, and the other is for grammar casework and sandwich research. Grrrrrrrrr.)
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  Yet another thing we share in common. You know, we should get together and compare notes. 

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  Thank you. That’s the kind of information one needs when planting tiny microphones and cameras. I’m writing this for a friend, it’s not always all about me.  (Cough, cough.)

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I edited. 

  Coward.