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Jaimie

When you buy grapes, do you ever eat the whole bag or do they just die in your fridge? I’m cleaning my fridge right now, grape graveyard

Posted - June 28, 2020
Tag : #DeadGrapes

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  • 53509

     

      Murderess. 


    I’m calling the RCMP right now. 

    ~

      June 28, 2020 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Maybe if I put them on my back deck I can give them a new life as raisins. 
      June 28, 2020 6:11 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Did you learn nothing from that incident of trying to make wine in your bathtub?  Please, just throw the grapes away and promise never to kill again. 

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      June 28, 2020 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I have a DemiJon in my basement, Randy. I’m a professional amateur wine maker. I only use my bathtub for harvesting my online ex husbands kidneys.  
      June 28, 2020 6:19 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      I knew I felt something back there!  Wait a second. How long was I asleep, why did I go to sleep in my bathtub, and why are there twenty empty ice bags on my bathroom floor? Owwww!

    :[

      June 28, 2020 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Shhhhhhh! Just lay back down in the tub, it will all be over soon. 
      June 28, 2020 6:40 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Gee, that sounds like something that I should be saying to you . . .

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      June 28, 2020 7:40 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Yeah it does :) 
      June 28, 2020 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I can have left over grapes however the cherries will disappear quickly. 
      June 28, 2020 6:26 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    I don’t think I’ve ever purchased a bag of cherries. I buy grapes almost every time  I grocery shop, whether I need them or not :) 


    My paternal grandmother used to sing me a song about cherries with no stones to get me to go to sleep when I’d sleep over at her house on the weekends. I have no idea why I just thought of that now, but I did. 

    This post was edited by Jaimie at June 28, 2020 7:45 PM MDT
      June 28, 2020 6:43 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I found the song! This one of the best random out of nowhere memories I’ve had in a long time :) 

      June 28, 2020 7:01 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Great scene about that in Animal House.
      June 28, 2020 7:12 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    That song? I hadn’t thought of that song in so long until just saw morning stars post about cherries :) It’s such a good memory and I had and I almost lost it. It Sent me down a rabbit hole of looking up songs I remember my grandma singing to me. This one was my most favourite: 

      



    what’s the scene from the movie? 

      June 28, 2020 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 13277
      June 28, 2020 7:32 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    We rarely buy grapes, but Mrs. Spelling Bee eats most of them when we do.
      June 28, 2020 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I Always buy them when I go to grocery, I hate the green ones though. I never buy them. 
      June 28, 2020 7:17 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    So you leave the igloo without your phone, go oot and aboot, and come back with grapes that you don't eat, eh?
      June 28, 2020 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Yes! You’ve got my life sussed ;p 
      June 28, 2020 7:44 PM MDT
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  • 6988
     Walmart has this one brand of big-azz flavor packed grapes that are great. I can't remember the name, but they come in those resealable bags. None survive to get thrown out. They are not always available.
      June 28, 2020 8:54 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I’ve never bought groceries at Walmart, we have a superstore Walmart in my town now that does sell groceries, but I’ve never been there. I just buy my grapes at loblaws and they die, fast. 
      June 28, 2020 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      “Die” all by themselves, or are brutally murdered by Jackie the Ripper? 

      June 28, 2020 9:49 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    Randy, I already invited you over to my house earlier today if you can find a way through the border. Come see what happens to the grapes... 

    P

      June 28, 2020 9:58 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Why have you ordered all those bags of ice?  And why did you ask me if I still have all my internal organs, especially both kidneys?  This is weird . . .

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      June 28, 2020 10:02 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    You‘re not allowed to ask questions, that’s illegal in Canada. It’s also illegal to talk at all... and eat sandwiches.. and think about grammar.... you’ll like it here.




      June 28, 2020 10:18 PM MDT
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