Which type of stovetop do you have: Flat top, gas, olden days coily one?

Whatever it is, it’s gross. 

Pig roast. In Toronto.

I know I have a picture of me about 4 or 5 years old standing in front of a pig roast at my dad’s house, somewhere in my pile of  old pictures.  If I ever find it I’ll post it back here lol :) 

Was it tasty?

Well I stopped eating meat about age 10, so I’m guessing it was not :) but I really don’t remember the day. I just remember the picture. 

Ah, about 3 years ago, eh?

Four, thank you very much. 

 

  Was what tasty, the picture or the roast?

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The roast, of course.

 

  Just checking. You know I have to keep an eye on you. 

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Thanks :) 

Don’t worry about him. He’s the spare I keep locked up in the basement for emergencies. He must have escaped the basement for a minute and was trying to send out smoke  signal to the RMCP. 

 

  Forget I piped up at all, I didn’t mean anything by it, Jaimie, really I didn’t. You’re right, Jaimie, I don’t know what you said or what it’s all about, but I know you’re right, you’re always right. I was out of my head, I’ll shut up, sure, I’ll just keep quiet and do whatever you say, Jaimie.  Listen, Jaimie, you’ve got that look in your eyes again, I already apologized, I told you it was all my fault. Please don’t do it, Jaimie, please don’t send me back down there, I can’t take it any more, I just can’t!  Don’t send me back down there to the basement with the others, Jaimie, I’ll be good this time, I won’t let you down, Jaimie!  Don't look at me like that, Jaimie, please don’t! I can’t do it, don’t make me!  Jaimie, Jaimie? Are you listening to me? 

Don‘t worry, no room for you the basement right now anyway. 

 

  For quite some time now, I’ve been meaning to speak with you about those eyebrows and bangs of yours. Please sit down; this won’t be pleasant for either of us . . . 

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Excuse me, I just chopped you into bits, that means you can’t speak of my bangs and eyebrows because you no longer have vocal chords. 

Nice, I don’t remember anything wrong with having electric coil stove, I just found it hard to keep clean compared to the type I have now.

Fancy, do have two houses too , like Stu? 

  Oh boy, here we go again!

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