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(Sigh). You never let me have any fun!
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Only if you promise to take care of her. Keeping a woman is a big responsibility. You'll have to fed her, brush her, and make sure she gets plenty of exercise. She can sleep on your bed sometimes, but for the most part, she’ll have to stay in the kitchen or go outside. Ok?
Wait, you’re saying she’s a sandwich-maker? I’m all for it!
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Well, that’s certainly not a pistol in my pocket!