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A white elephant throws a red herring up the wrong tree and opens Pandora's box. Will there be an open can of worms inside of it?

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Posted - July 12, 2020

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  • 23576

    Nope, just spilt milk.
      July 12, 2020 8:30 PM MDT
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  • 53504


      It certainly gives a black eye to the lily white Russians who worked their green thumbs to the bone just to stop the yellow journalism of the blue period when the purple gang initiated a preplanned brownout of the major cities along the red horde’s path and blocked the khaki-clad industrialists who were assured victory if only they could garner support from the think tank of grey matter that was marooned nearby. 

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      July 12, 2020 10:33 PM MDT
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  • 4624
    Nice play with clichés, colours and cold war thinking. :)

    What a prodigious sentence! Almost joycean - so long and yet so grammatically correct that it requires no punctuation. I tried reading it aloud without taking a second breath. By the end, I had to whisper to get the sound out.
      July 13, 2020 7:48 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      I think I love you more right now than I have at any other time in my life.



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      July 13, 2020 8:11 AM MDT
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  • 10998
    Either that or the whole ball of wax.
      July 13, 2020 7:32 AM MDT
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  • 4624
    Given the woes that escape into the world when a Pandora's box falls open, maybe not.

    I can picture a fisherman spilling his live worms. They writhe. It takes him patience and care to pick up each one without damaging it. Maybe birds swoop down and steal a few. It takes him so long that the tide turns and he misses his best opportunity for catching fish that day. Maybe his family goes without a meal that night. Maybe they fall on a hard surface and all are caught, having to wait for at least another 24 hours before the fisher pierces them with a hook and throws them out on a line. Maybe the worms are lucky, falling on rich, damp, loose soil and many wriggle down and escape. 

    By the rarity of their colour, the occupants of a living room would have a harder time ignoring a white elephant.
    Since a red herring could provoke lurid debate, breaking with all protocols and tact, it could conceivably open Pandora's box. That could be a lot worse than wriggly worms.


      July 13, 2020 8:06 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      WOW!  So insightful and so thought-provoking!  You paint a beautiful word picture!

      July 13, 2020 8:13 AM MDT
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  • 44604
    Not fair. Why can't I be so eloquent?
      July 13, 2020 10:15 AM MDT
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