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Jaimie

I let myself run out of contact lenses, do you think my brain’s broken or am I pregnant?

Posted - July 13, 2020
Tag : #ImGonnaDie

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  • 13395
    I don't think contact lenses make a very good form of birth control so must be your brain is busted (ha ha) and for sure you are pregnant. 
      July 13, 2020 8:29 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Great -_- 
      July 13, 2020 8:32 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      What do you need to see?

    ~

      July 14, 2020 1:57 AM MDT
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  • 7408
    All the things. 
      July 14, 2020 4:45 AM MDT
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  • 53509



      Greedy. 


    :|

      July 14, 2020 7:35 AM MDT
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  • 34284
    Don't you have glasses as a back up? 

    That said you should never get pregnant without your contacts. You never know what the baby may look like if Dad was just a blur. 
      July 14, 2020 7:42 AM MDT
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  • 7408
    Lol, now you tell me. 
      July 14, 2020 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Oops.


    ~

      July 14, 2020 9:13 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I’m calling the police.
      July 15, 2020 4:30 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      But you look so attractive wearing glasses!

    ~

      July 15, 2020 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Thank you, but the glasses are not going to improve my grammar or lower your alimony payments,  so you can stop sucking up now. ;p 
      July 15, 2020 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      I know, right?



      July 15, 2020 7:00 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Lol, that almost looks just like me. You have the bad hair roots and everything there :) Lose the scowl though -_- 
      July 15, 2020 7:07 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      Yeah, right, it’s just the scowl we need to get rid of. What the heck do I see in you anyway?  Ewwwww.

      July 15, 2020 7:21 PM MDT
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  • 11110
    Well if you have been  having cravings for Monocles it means that you are not pregnant but if you have been having cravings for bifocals it means that you are pregnant. Cheers!
      July 14, 2020 10:20 AM MDT
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  • 7408
    What if I’m craving binoculars? 
      July 14, 2020 7:39 PM MDT
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  • 11110
    That means your child will be born with  Betty Davies eyes and all the boys will think she's  a spy. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at July 15, 2020 4:30 PM MDT
      July 14, 2020 8:12 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Hey, no fair. I want the Betty Davis eyes, stupid fake baby gets everything -_- 
      July 15, 2020 4:31 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Betty Bette Davis
      July 15, 2020 5:16 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Don’t start. 
      July 15, 2020 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    Being as how it's patently obvious that your brain has been broken for years, I vote pregnant!
      July 14, 2020 8:58 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    LOL :) good point, must be pregnant ;) 
      July 15, 2020 4:32 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Hop to it! Order some more contacts. STAT!!!
      July 14, 2020 9:07 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    YESSSS! And of course I still haven’t ordered lol. I should do that now.. STAT! Thank You :) 
      July 15, 2020 4:33 PM MDT
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