Do you take a baseball bat or knife with you when you open your shed just in case there’s a wild animal or axe murder in there? I do

Something odd about our thread. A few years ago we had a small wasp nest in our shed. I let them live, as you need to get closer than two feet to bee attacked. There was a guard wasp that followed you with his eyes. Kinda neat. One day my wife got close enough to get stung in the neck, so I had to kill them. She was pretty stoned, but it still hurt. She can't remember it happening.

That‘s kind of scary, oh gawd, next time I need my lawn mower and weed whacker I’ll add attack bees to the list of things I’m terrified gonna come out of the door when I open it lol ;) I really should never have gone off my anxiety pills :) 

Don’t start ;p 

Why not? That's my job!

I just did try to edit “murder” but I can’t see the end of my question on my phone in “edit” I give up lol. 

Hey, wait a minute! You're Canadian. Why don't you carry a hockey stick, eh?

I went to de snow shed,  to get de snow shoes, and der day were, gone. I keep the hockey stick in the shed too. 

If dey were gone, how could dey be der, eh?

You‘ve obviously never been to Quebec -_-  

Au contraire. I once stayed at the Chateau Frontenac.

You went to “old Quebec“? that’s brave if you if you don’t speak French Lol. 

If I if I don't?

Yes, double “if” Cos seriously serious. 

Guess that makes you a Canadian Canuck, eh?