(less attractive than me I am)
I keep skinning my knees and tripping over obstacles because I have an extra-large mirror strapped in front of me and I cannot see around it. You probably think this life is easy and fun.
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I’ve done it on purpose and on more than one occasion. Once, about 15 years ago during the Christmas season, I was in a crowded department store with my family. I was wearing a suit, and a customer approached me and asked where an item could be found. I happened to know where it was, so I gave directions, no big deal. It wasn’t until a moment later that it occurred to me that I could probably pass myself off as an employee. I said to my family, “Watch this,” as I moved away from them about two or three aisles. Sure enough, another customer soon asked me for help. I was a lot faster with the second person because I thought a real employee might show up out of nowhere and bust me, especially a security guard. I beat feet out of that section quickly.
Later, it became a prank that I liked to pull in stores every now and then. I haven’t thought about that in years, thanks for reminding me!
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