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Benedict Arnold

What would be your weapon of choice in a food fight to the death?

Posted - August 3, 2020
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  • Haha, don't do that. I'll need a reference link when some day I answer a favorite food question with "Kindness". 
      August 5, 2020 7:06 AM MDT
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  • 23462
    I'll leave it then. :)
      August 5, 2020 8:28 AM MDT
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  • 7790
    Wet bread. I'd make a huge ball out of it and use it as an artillery shell.
      August 3, 2020 7:08 PM MDT
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  • What kind of bread?  If you used the kind of bread Jimmy Johns uses this could potentially be fatal. 
      August 5, 2020 5:52 AM MDT
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  • 7790
    Since that's the case, I pick that one. I play dirty.
      August 5, 2020 8:30 AM MDT
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  • 33908
    Scorpion Peppers to the eyeball. 
      August 3, 2020 7:09 PM MDT
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  • Brutal...but that would only blind them. How would you finish them off?  A sharpened celery stalk?
      August 5, 2020 5:53 AM MDT
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  • 33908
    Something frozen solid like a rock to the head. 
      August 5, 2020 7:01 AM MDT
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  • You suspiciously have some very good ideas. 
      August 5, 2020 7:03 AM MDT
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  • 33908
    I am innocent. 
      August 5, 2020 7:06 AM MDT
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  • Of course.  At least until you've been caught or one of the witnesses recover from their concussion. 
      August 5, 2020 7:09 AM MDT
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  • 33908
    Food fight is to the death...so no recovery to worry about. 
      August 5, 2020 7:13 AM MDT
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  • Haha, okay that's true. Your innocence will be preserved. 
      August 5, 2020 7:14 AM MDT
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  • I choose the eggplant.

      August 3, 2020 11:07 PM MDT
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  • Lol, wow.  That's one angry looking fruit that wants to be a vegetable. 
      August 5, 2020 5:54 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    A herring!
      August 3, 2020 11:12 PM MDT
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  • 16664
    You need to combine that with saying "Ni" a lot.
      August 3, 2020 11:30 PM MDT
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  • If it's anything like the herring my grandma used to make you'll be relying on dehydration for the killing blow. 
      August 5, 2020 5:55 AM MDT
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  • 44563
      August 5, 2020 7:27 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    A herring is a fish, not a jar!
      August 5, 2020 7:41 AM MDT
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  • 16664
      August 3, 2020 11:32 PM MDT
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  • 8114
    Brilliant,  I did some research on this product:  apparently it is salt with a little vegetable taste to it. 
      August 4, 2020 1:37 PM MDT
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  • 16664
    Spent brewer's yeast. It is rather salty. The trick is to spread it thin.
    Like all Aussies, I was raised on the stuff.
      August 4, 2020 4:59 PM MDT
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  • I know of some people that worship this stuff. 
      August 5, 2020 5:50 AM MDT
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  • 16664
    In the name of the Mayo, the Avocado and the Holy Vegemite, amen. 

      August 5, 2020 8:34 AM MDT
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