I loved that mop. It’s gone now, forever.
Look under the fridge.
Hey, wait . . .
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My name is Jaimie Montoya. You stole my mop. Prepare to die.
I’ve fallen onto an endless spiral of Mop-Chat. This is the worst reality TV show ever conceived, yet somehow I can’t bring myself to change the channel. I wonder if the Canadians have taken over my brain . . .
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