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Randy D

Fine, I’ll accept your $800 up front and another $1,700 when the job is done. Now what is it you want done? ~

 


Posted - August 15, 2020
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  • 8214
    I need some direction on this final paper.  I asked my professor because he is good at breaking things down and simplifying everything.  Instead of answering, he said his assistant would during class.  His assistant didn't even know the details of the assignment and confused me even more.  
      August 15, 2020 7:34 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      
    How may I help you with your paper?
    ~

      August 15, 2020 8:20 PM MDT
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  • 44601
    1.  The combination of the lock on your tilde vault.
    2.  Access to your harem.
      August 15, 2020 9:34 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      Randy D to the Asst. District Attorney: “Did you get everything down on tape, is it sufficient for the criminal charges to be filed?”

    ~

      August 15, 2020 9:58 PM MDT
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  • 10634
    I need you to rob a bank for me.
      August 15, 2020 10:03 PM MDT
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  • 53502


      Wait, let me see if I have this straight: all I have to do is rub a bank teller and you’ll pay me 2,500 smackeroos?  Win-win!

      For a while now I’ve had my eye on one named Celeste from the Century Parkway branch.  I’ll have this wrapped up tonight!


    ~

      August 15, 2020 10:18 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Well, if you doubled your money, you left me with a hundred.
    I'll take your hundred,
    Thank you very much
    and leave you to ponder
    what YOU have done...
      August 16, 2020 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      You realize of course, that I haven’t the foggiest idea of what you mean, right?  

    :|

      August 16, 2020 12:10 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Well, if you doubled your money, you left me with a hundred.
    I'll take your hundred,
    Thank you very much
    and leave you to ponder
    what YOU have done...
      August 16, 2020 8:58 AM MDT
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  • 10026
    I did that on purpose.  That double entry.

    Big Giggles and a very funny question.

    Big Winks and Smiles!!!!

      August 16, 2020 9:02 AM MDT
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