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Excuse me, but do I even know you? Grrrrrr.
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Wait, Stu! Where are you going? Come back!
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No, I’m always nice to you, don’t know why.
Lol, come on, you know why! You marry a man six or seven times and keep having his children, it HAS to be love!
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Jaimie: “When is my Randy coming back to me? I’ll never understand why I divorced him this last time, I miss him so much! I want him to marry me again!”
Nervous breakdown my eye! This woman is 100% sane!
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And here’s one of me as the groom. See you in the bridal suite. Plan on a late breakfast the next day.
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Hey, my wallet is missing, and the tilde vault has been left wide open! And who ate all my sandwiches? No one has been in here except my good friend Livvie, . . . oh.
Wait, WHAT accident?