Have you heard the term "mansplaining"? Do you know what it's supposed to mean?

Hahahaha! I think that's 'manscaping'!! 

LOL

I’m dying here lol. 

Same. LOL

LMAO, silly me!!  

 

  The latter is “man-scaping”. The former, well, you’re probably letting your eyes wander a lot. (Cough, cough.)




(J/K!)
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man-scaping manscaping

 

  (Sigh.)  I intentionally wrote it that way because I‘m emphasizing the difference. 

 

So you were mansplaining.

You peaked!!

 

  (peaked peeked)

WHAT???? It's not a trick!! 

That's hilarious, though, your reply. 

I just learned this today, and it literally is pretty much the exact opposite of what I thought it was!!!

 

  Ok, if you’re sure you’re not entrapping me (Livvie and Jane S and Lady Ondine and Sharonna and Merlin are not lurking with lawsuits and a large burlap bag to haul me away, I hope), here it is:

  When a man goes into extremely condescending and excruciatingly minute detail to explain something to a woman that he thinks she must not have even the slightest possibility of understanding due to her gender and its apparent sheltering aspect on her level of intelligence and level of cognitive reasoning. 

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See my reply to Jaimie. Until today, I thought it was almost the exact opposite of that, swear on my dogs' lives! Just add the word "emotional" before "intelligence", and that's exactly what I thought it was, only with the woman going into an extremely NECESSARY, and not intentionally condescending or overly detailed explanation of things, due to his gender (but not necessarily its effect on his level of cognitive reasoning). 

  I’ve learned the hard way to be guarded when it comes to you. In fact, I’m going to log off and call my lawyers right now. Grrrrrr. 

WHAT?? That's hilarious. 

 

  IT’S TRUE!IT’S CALLED SELF-PRESERVATION!!!

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Yep. I'm terrifying. 

  Oh, no! You’re Miss Innocent!  Saint Ansley!  Butter wouldn’t melt in your mouth!  

(Quick, someone start the car and dangle some shiny objects in front of her so that I can escape!)

You're completely out of your gourd, but I LOVE this! I'm gonna get a reputation!! I haven't had one of those for a long time. 

 

  Listen, if all you need is a reputation, I have this Harem that I run . . . 

 

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So I have heard. 

What's in it for me, though? 

 

  I’m in you for it. 

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