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Jaimie

On a scale of one to Cyndi Lauper, how impatient are you?

Posted - August 28, 2020
Tag : #Lauper

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  • 53503

     

      Meh. I procrastinate too easily to be impatient.

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      August 28, 2020 7:52 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    So a one? 
      August 28, 2020 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Perhaps 0.5 only.
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      August 28, 2020 7:59 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    What if you‘re waiting for a sandwich to be made?
      August 28, 2020 8:00 PM MDT
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  • 53503

      Oh, believe me, the anticipation of a great outcome allows me to be EXTREMELY patient about sandwiches!  Some things simply can’t be rushed!
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      August 28, 2020 8:18 PM MDT
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  • 7404

    What if you haven’t had a sandwich in a million days or three? What about that? 

      August 28, 2020 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

     

      That’s just plain silly!  Who goes even three days without a sandwich?  It’s like our need for oxygen; we can’t live without it. 

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      August 28, 2020 8:59 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    It totally depends on the situation involved. I'm most patient with children, animals, people I love. Not so much when it comes to traffic, checkout lines, customer service calls, etc. Ain't nobody got time for that! 

      August 28, 2020 8:58 PM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      [I just need to know how you are with tildes. I can’t hold this job position open for you forever.  Grrrrrrrrrrr.]


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      August 28, 2020 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Oh, I'm fantastic with tildes! I know exactly how to handle them. 

    )
      August 28, 2020 9:10 PM MDT
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  • 53503
      August 28, 2020 9:29 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Nobody’s got time for that :) 
      August 29, 2020 8:40 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Be quiet, you!  The divorce lawyers said you can’t stick your nose in when I’m talking to other women!

      August 29, 2020 10:10 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    You'd be surprised at the fun you can have with tildes, Jaimie. Imagination and just a pinch of sadism will take you all sorts of places. 

      August 29, 2020 11:36 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

      Grrrrrrr. THIS is why you and I are divorced today!

      August 29, 2020 11:38 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Whew! 

    That was surprisingly simple and painless! Too bad real relationships aren't that easy!!!!

    Now, let's talk about my alimony payments. 

      August 29, 2020 11:51 AM MDT
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  • 53503

     

     Savvy, you have to marry me and divorce me before you can even begin to discuss the possibility of going to court and fighting for alimony. Heck, who knows, you might even love being married to me and never seek divorce!


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    This post was edited by Randy D at August 29, 2020 1:28 PM MDT
      August 29, 2020 12:25 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Hey, it's your delusion, Randy. Don't let those pesky female guest stars stand in your way. 
      August 29, 2020 1:37 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    I was talking about the traffic, checkout lines, customer service calls, etc. but nobody’s got time for tildes too :) welcome to the ex wives club. Let’s get margaritas with the alimony checks :) 
      August 29, 2020 12:12 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Hehe, right. 

    I'll have a margarita-flavored THC gummy, please. 

    )
      August 29, 2020 1:27 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    That works too :) 
      August 29, 2020 2:00 PM MDT
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  • 343
    Ha ha, very funny Jaimie. I suppose you realise Cyndi Lauper is my second cousin. So it isn't very - - - oh wait, that's not her name, her name's Ermintrude Winterbotham, how could I forget, how could anyone forget - - - I'm pretty sure that's her name. Anyway, I'll ask Mum tomorrow, she'll know.
      August 28, 2020 9:03 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Oh no, I was excited for a second thinking I just met Cyndi Lauper’s cousin, then you let me down :( what did your mom have to say?
      August 29, 2020 8:41 AM MDT
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  • 11102
    A 7 or 8 which  is John Fogerty inpatient. Cheers and happy weekend!
      August 28, 2020 9:14 PM MDT
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