Carny poll:

Okay, another vote for fish boy. 

She probably doesn’t wear a beard net. 

 

  My thoughts exactly, you read my mind. 

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  Maybe a certain mermaid needs a certain landman. Now that I think about it, there are zero mermaids in The Harem . . . 

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You must first obtain a permit from your state or country's agency of environmental protection in order to keep a mermaid.  Then, you must build a pool that is a suitable habitat for the mermaid. 



This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at July 29, 2021 12:47 PM MDT

Orrrrrrr, I could simply open a South American chapter of The Harem, headquartered in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Gee, I wonder if I know anyone there who I should appoint as its Directora . . . ?

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Randy, you have some competition now from KvotheSavien in the post below.

True :) okay I’ll put you down for fish boy :) 

I wanted cute bearded Fish babies though...no fair. 

Sorry you don't think I'm cute...just took that pic for you. 

You’ve changed since last I saw you. I was willing to accept the gills you’ve sprouted but I’m not happy about what’s happened to your face. 

Yea, I think it's work and home stress.  It turned me into a completely different person. 

Well then I’ve finally found a positive side to the covid thing, please bring your mask with you tomorrow night.  

Sure thing.  I have one of those clear masks so that you can still see my face. 

New plan, first you step into my shed and I introduce you to my weed wacker, that beard has to go. 

I've actually already been living in your shed.  You wrote a post about me weeks ago. 

Did I? It’s always about you, fish boy. 

Lol 

lol 

This isn‘t choose your own adventure book, Stu. Please pick from the options listed above, thank you. 

Hey, it's not my fault you skipped one. You can learn a lot from Lydia!