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Benedict Arnold

What was your last purchase from the Acme Corporation?

Posted - September 4, 2020
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  • 53509

     

      An automatic sandwich-making robotic woman with an anti-Vegemite attachment, a special compartment for collecting stray tildes, and Harem-organizing software.  (It didn’t work, though.  The Roadrunner still got away.  Grrrrrrrr.)
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    This post was edited by Randy D at September 5, 2020 7:43 PM MDT
      September 4, 2020 7:26 AM MDT
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  • I feel like there should be an anvil attachment as well. 
      September 4, 2020 7:53 AM MDT
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  • 34270
    Never ordered from them. 
    But I did work at a factory that had products made by them.  It was on the power switch to a saw we use to cut hoses with. 

    I remember thinking, why would a company use that name?
      September 4, 2020 7:49 AM MDT
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  • Lol, I have seen real companies named Acme as well. Maybe it's just an attempt to generate buzz.  
      September 4, 2020 7:54 AM MDT
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  • 44608
      September 4, 2020 8:36 AM MDT
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  • Are you able to light a match on your backside?
      September 4, 2020 1:06 PM MDT
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  • 44608
    With my eyes closed.
      September 4, 2020 1:54 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    I think was either a dehydrated boulder or some exploding tennis balls. 
      September 4, 2020 9:12 AM MDT
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  • I bought a huge mural that shows a huge stretch of road to put at the edge of a cliff. 
      September 4, 2020 1:08 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    You could put your mural on my boulder if you’d just like to knock your enemy out instead of kill him/her. 
      September 4, 2020 1:10 PM MDT
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  • It was fun putting my mural on your boulder. Or whatever you call it. 
      September 9, 2020 6:20 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Ok, you two know the drill. 

     


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      September 9, 2020 6:24 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    My boulder wanted me to ask you if your mural was free to come over again this weekend. 
      September 9, 2020 8:59 AM MDT
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  • My mural said "Of course.". 
      September 9, 2020 9:46 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    My boulder wants pizza and mini golf Friday. My boulder is being demanding. 
      September 9, 2020 10:14 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      I divorced her just in time, folks. 

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      September 9, 2020 11:11 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    Lol :) 
      September 9, 2020 11:23 AM MDT
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  • 5808
     A covid Mask


      September 4, 2020 1:58 PM MDT
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  • Haha, thank goodness they didn't forget the mustard.  Crucial. 
      September 9, 2020 6:20 AM MDT
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  • 3719
    Threaded steel rod....

    He types mischievously before sitting back wondering how many will know what I mean.... !    :-)
      January 23, 2021 5:00 PM MST
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