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For those who have an ex, will you give us a humorous insult to him/her?

My ex is so fat, she measures her weight on a Richter scale.

Posted - September 7, 2020
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  • 16838
    My ex is so ugly, people asked her to wear a mask before Rona.

    My ex is so fat, she gets her sex toys from NASA. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at September 9, 2020 6:10 AM MDT
      September 8, 2020 1:03 AM MDT
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  • 17620
    Not in a thousand years.....................

      September 8, 2020 7:24 AM MDT
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  • If my ex was a vegetable she'd be cabbitch. 
      September 9, 2020 6:09 AM MDT
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  • 1952
    Someone else's problem now.
      September 9, 2020 10:34 AM MDT
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  • 339
    You mean Mr. Donkeypants?

    Cant think of a thing ... 
      September 9, 2020 6:43 PM MDT
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