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By the way, Kvo, ol’ pal, my wife and I would like to thank you once again for your gift to us of the gold- and diamond-encrusted salad bowl. We sold it for $300, which went immediately into the tilde fund.
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We here at The Harem prefer to be showered with lavish gifts of the highest quality and of top dollar value, without the peasant-like practice of creating a list from which the worshippers may choose. Now go peel me a grape.
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