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Does anyone here have official plans for their eventual deaths?

Legally speaking, I mean. Official documents, et al. 

Posted - September 10

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  • 10727
    I have a will. I've also told my daughter that there are a couple of songs I want played at my funeral.
      September 10, 2020 7:18 PM MDT
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  • 4523
    That's good.

    I'm wondering about the actual process of dying; DNR orders, living will, advanced directive, that sort of thing. 
      September 10, 2020 7:22 PM MDT
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  • 36345

     

      I’ve left a map showing where all the excess tildes are buried. The only problem is that I buried the map also, and it’s several hundreds or several thousands of miles away from where anyone might suspect it would be. 

    ~

      September 10, 2020 7:21 PM MDT
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  • 4523
    I meant the actual dying part. See my reply to Slart. 
      September 10, 2020 7:23 PM MDT
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  • 6319
    I just plan to stop breathing.
      September 10, 2020 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 4523
    Vague. 

    Reported. 
      September 10, 2020 8:18 PM MDT
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  • 36345

      Why are you messing with my baby? Unreport her right this second.  Please. 


    ~

      September 10, 2020 11:27 PM MDT
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  • 4523
    Did you say "please"? I think this is a first! 

    I'll consider it. 
      September 11, 2020 6:03 PM MDT
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  • 36345

     

      I get all gooey when it comes to my babykins Jane S. 

      Just a big ol’ pile of sticky-sweet mush.
    ~

    ~

      September 11, 2020 6:06 PM MDT
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  • 4523
    And... creepy is back. 
      September 11, 2020 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 36345

     

      What are you on about?  I’ve never left. 

    :|

      September 11, 2020 6:09 PM MDT
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  • 8213
    Not yet. But "eventual deaths" is redundant. For the living, death is nothing but eventual.
      September 10, 2020 8:08 PM MDT
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  • 4523
    What are you waiting for????

    Right on, Stuart. Right f*cking on. 
      September 10, 2020 8:17 PM MDT
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  • 36345

     

      Wait, you’re planning to get rid of me, aren’t you?  Grrrrrrrrr. 

    :(

      September 10, 2020 9:38 PM MDT
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  • 13998
    I wonder if his death was from dirty feet.
      September 11, 2020 9:34 AM MDT
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  • 36345
      September 11, 2020 6:21 PM MDT
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  • 4523
    I'm not the murdering type. 


      September 11, 2020 6:04 PM MDT
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  • 36345

     

      Yet. Wait until you get to know me better. Millions have changed their personalities after that ordeal. 

    ~

      September 11, 2020 6:07 PM MDT
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  • 4523
    I'm good. 
      September 11, 2020 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 181
    My death will be unofficial - But I'm writing a really steamy obituary anyway. This post was edited by BetaLoon at September 12, 2020 3:06 PM MDT
      September 10, 2020 11:03 PM MDT
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  • 36345

     

     


    It was a warm night, unusually warm for that time of year, and it made her restless . . . 

    ~

    This post was edited by Randy D at September 10, 2020 11:32 PM MDT
      September 10, 2020 11:29 PM MDT
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  • 181
    You mean senseless - But I like it so far.
      September 10, 2020 11:31 PM MDT
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  • 10727
    RIP Amber, drowned in moonlight and strangled by her own bra ...
      September 11, 2020 12:28 AM MDT
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  • 181
    Not Amber - but I like the way you think.
      September 11, 2020 1:56 AM MDT
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