Hairbrained (naturally) Slanky Legs Cat Eyes Uber Lips ( ! ) Pumpkin Butt Potty Mouth (thanks mom) Cake Face and ... Loony ( for the whole package, I guess)
So far no one has called me "Barrel Chested" though - but I know what they're thinking.
Not so sure "Bed head" really works in this question. I've seen bed on its own used as a noun and a verb but never an adjective. I could be wrong though.