life must be so good when you’re an NPC
Sing circus music inside your head instead.
Wait, why don’t you accuse Welby of your go-to “mansplaining”? You only use that one on me! Grrrrrrr.
This is favoritism! I’m turning you in! Grrrrr.
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I want, no, I demand that you immediately move Welby out of your spare bedroom and I get to move into it. NO DISCUSSION, NO COMPROMISE! It’s final! Stat!
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